OPINION -- Read the directions
By Gene Price
Published in News on August 30, 2004 1:55 PM
Some 40 years ago I learned a valuable lesson: "Read directions before starting assembly."
It was Christmas Eve and I had bought a pedal-operated riding train for my 5-year-old son, Charles.
John Lynch, now retired publisher of the Star-News in Wilmington, had just come aboard the News-Argus news staff and obligingly agreed to help me assemble the train at the newspaper office.
We did a commendable job. The assembly was almost complete. All we needed to do was install the steering wheel. After half an hour of fruitless experimentation, we read the directions:
"First, install the steering wheel as shown."
John and I barely made the reassembly before the scheduled arrival of Santa at Sleepy Creek.
That experience came to mind recently while I was planting collards in our little garden. I love collards. My wife, Gloria, likes collards. Our daughter Sue loves collards!
Recently, Gloria went to Southern States at Mount Olive to get a tray of collard plants. But she returned with only nine plants.
A few days later, I stopped by Southern States to get another tray. Eighteen plants would provide more than an abundance of collards. I paid the $3 and hurried home to complete my fall planting.
Afterwards, I was trying to readjust my back when I read the little plastic tab in the tray.
And learned that what I had just put in the ground were not collard plants. The leafy little buggers were cauliflower plants!
In my defense, I have been assured that cauliflower plants look very much like collard plants when they're small.
And besides, I had no idea there could even be $3 worth of cauliflower!